Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Tracy Morgan You Know You Wanted Me!

Tracy Morgan
The same scowl I got from him
Even more accurate scowl
Janice Pena aka "Madame J" in 2003

Me and dear friend at my college fashion show finale 1997 ?

Me on my 23rd birthday

Fashion show finale

Tired and up at 2am

Me at 14 in 1987




My apologies to my eight, yes that's right count them eight followers, I haven't written in my blog since August because of the following; I had to bury an in-law, fly to Miami to care for my mother (for a month) because of a series of three back surgeries, all in the span of 2 weeks (surgeries went wrong), going through the in-vitro process, cleaning out deceased in-laws duplex, applying and getting a full-time position at "a local cultural institution" on the east side  in the security department and eventually started working an average of ten hour shifts, WHEW, yes I've been busy. Well a couple of months back (on September 12th) Sir Sean Connery, wifey and some relatives of famed impressionist artist Camille Pissarro progenies visited a cultural institution. Of course his lordship, sirship blah, blah, blah was given a VIP tour/treatment. Sir Connery was a bit standoffish at first (probably didn't want to be recognized) but when he left he thanked of ladies at the front desk (myself included), ah what a gentleman. Taking notes Kevin James and Tracy Morgan? Well, while going through my in-vitro process, on one of my appointments I saw Tracy Morgan and his beautiful finacee Megan Wollover entering Cornell; Weill Cornell Medical College's Perelman/Cohen Center for Reproductive Medicine wing has about thirteen floors, and floor number four has a "liver transplant" department. On Wednesday November 28th around 9:55am Mr. Personality himself Tracy Morgan was entering the building with his fiancee as I was exiting the building, with my husband. I recognized him in his puffy electric blue "Missy Elliot" jacket and his black "do-rag" I looked at him and said to my husband (which I know Tracy heard cause his fiancee looked at me) "look it's Tracy Morgan!" I was so excited cause I loved (yeah that's right past tense) his characters on SNL. He shot me a dirty look and didn't even smile or smirk for me. I would have yelled "we love you Tracy" but his ginormous "stank-ass" attitude got in the way. I did some research and it turns out the the center has a liver transplant floor, which more likely than none he was visiting for a check-up for his "transplanted liver," Tracy, Tracy it appears you have "Kevin James Syndrome" this condition is described as; "a has been B-rated "comedian" who sells out to the "establisment" and accepts B/C/D-rated roles in movies that go "straight-to-video" in about 3-months time after being domestically and sometimes nationally released, in a movie theater near you! And in the process the "artists grows into an evil "meglomaniac. Tracy it's obvious that your long list of ailments also includes degenerate eye disease, as well. Folks just check out my "hot" pics. Tracy Morgan "you know you wanted me, you just can't have me cause you're "attached"! You ain't no #1 stunna. - Madame J.




Monday, August 6, 2012

Artists Guarding Artists: A Group Show



You and Me, Emilie Lemakis
You and Me, Emilie Lemakis










Fuck You Picasso, Jeff Elliott






Fuck You Picasso, Jeff Elliott
Damien, Jeff Elliott
Joe, Jeff Elliott
Richard, Jeff Elliott
Jeff Elliott

Artists Guarding Artists is on view at Family Business gallery until August 17th, (why are good things in life always ephemeral?) was a long awaited/needed show featuring, artists that are currently employed as NYC museum guards; they are finally getting their due (well at least almost, some much needed recognition and hefty paycheck to go along with that recognition would be worth the while.) The show Artists Guarding Artists was jointly organized and curated by MET museum artist/guard Peter J. Hoffmeister and Laura Murray, Family Business gallery assistant and New Museum visitors' assistant. There is an eclectic mix of genres, mediums and styles that are featured in this short lived show; drawings, photography, sculpture, oil paintings, audio and ink and pen. The following artists participating in this show include: Jack Laughner, Carol Fassler, Sandro Rodorigo, Gabriella Szpunt, Michael Varley, Molly Di Grazia, Fred Fleischer, Cody Westphal, Barry Steely, Justin B. Torres, Dough Madill, Arnet Williams, Peter J. Hoffmeister, Jeff Elliott, Emilie Lemakis, Charles Andresen and Jeramy Turner. The personalities and talents of the artists as well as their quirkiness comes alive in their works, there was one artist that caught my eye and invoked my snarky sense of humor, fellow artist Jeff Elliott; Jeff earned his BFA from the University Of Idaho-Moscow and has been making a name for himself in NYC since 2007 by participating in exhibitions. Needless to say Jeff's humor, sarcasm and pointed letters (which goes on to read: "Dear Pablo, I hope you are happy, I hope you are laughing at us the artists of today. You have won the war and became our dictator. You are untouchable. But for an ounce of your talent would one kill for. Instead we are cursed by your greatness. We can no longer paint, sculpt, even write without feeling the grim reminder of your spirit that lies in all we do. I would like to excise you from my mind, from my art. Perhaps this letter will do that. Best wishes,  Me... "we hate you Picasso"... p.s. Fuck you Picasso." and/or commentary (to some of the worlds famous artists which include Picasso, Hirst, Serra, and Beuys to name a few) to the lecherous and dwarfish rake, the famous artist Pablo Picasso; Senor Picasso who was a "trail blazer" and "discovered" new and creative ways to "make art" while feeding his appetite for the young ladies (seventeen seems to be the "lucky" number, as in age not quantity.) Picasso managed to make a successful living at being an artist, while his contemporaries struggled in poverty (yes, yes I know everybody had to take responsibility for his/her own lives and actions, Modigliani,  and every other struggling artist who died of consumption, alcoholism, drug overdose, ST D's, etc, etc.) Though, Picasso (I hate to admit it) was a "genius" in his own right, I feel there are many struggling (contemporary) artists that had and have much more vision, creativity, know-how than Picasso, but let's be honest here, he was a marketing genius and that's how he was able to make a living and able to keep the ladies in his lair, "I mean really who wants to sleep with or be fondled by an 80-something year old man while being a 20-something beautiful woman, come on now money, fame and recognition had to had been involved somehow"? Jeff's talented work makes sense, it is truthful and like his contemporary William Powhida, who also mocks and makes fun of all of the important people in the art-world (and William rightfully so.) Always remember Jeff, "you can can make it big", remember just like the big players (i.e. art dealers/brokers) in the art market take advantage of the artists of this world, the art world/market is a "big racket" just like the bankers, financiers and economists of this nation, so don't ever be ashamed Jeff or feel the need to make excuses for "selling out" to the establishment, "screw them before they screw you!" So Jeff grab that bull and/or bear by the horns, ears, balls etc and ride it until you can't ride it anymore, and take it for everything that it's worth; so go ahead and "create a new version of a formaldehyde soaked shark suspended in a tank", "create "rusted-out"sculptures that looks like "rusted-out" crap", "create obnoxious and pretentious Germanic art" and finally "create art that involves lots of naked women, preferably young ones and pay them in a currency called "fame and recognition."(Jeff just remember that by study marketing and you too can "BLOW IT UP" like Picasso did) so buy a copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Marketing or Marketing for Dummies or KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) Marketing. ***disclaimer*** Jeff  (Elliott) the previous statements are no way a reflection and/or assumption of your intelligence, thought process or reasoning, it's pure comedy and entertainment baby! But like all good things that must end, I must end my "mean" post about the cruel, cruel art-world/market. Artists Guarding Artists closes on August 17th. And yes it's a must see. - Madame J.

Janice Pena Art Blog

Friday, May 25, 2012

Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss sighting



Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshanna Lonstein in the 90's


shoshanna lonstein gruss fany

Josh Gruss and Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss
Sienna and Shoshanna Gruss


I spied the itty bitty Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss today picking up her daughter Sienna from school on 92nd street between Madison and Fifth avenue around 1:30pm; Mrs. Gruss aka comedian Jerry Seinfeld's underage ex-girlfriend (back in the 90's, 1993-1997 to be exact) was made famous because, when Shoshanna was a student at Nightingale-Bamford she happened to be strolling through central park and Jerry's 38 year-old perverted pecker honed in on the 17 year-old Shoshanna (ticket to fame, smart move Shoshanna). She even transferred schools (while in college) in order to be near Mr. Hilarious himself. Well it appears that his constant obsession with his very successful television show was the ax that ended the relationship, needless to say Shoshanna managed to survive without Jerry and made a name for herself. Fast forward she marries (in 2003) Joshua Gruss (his father is Martin Gruss, financier and philanthropist, KA-CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and little Sienna's birth follows two years later. Shoshanna was picking up her daughter from Nightingale-Bamford, whom Shoshanna happens to be on the board of trustees. In Shoshanna went into her black range rover wearing her red and black striped top and blue jeans, with driver at the wheel and blonde friend and/or assistant, who knows; all I know is that I'm jealous and wish I had the same success that she has. One day Janice, one day! - Madame J.

Janice Pena Art Blog

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Affordable Art on 34th St: Too Much Excitement In One Day!

Jeff Lewis, "that's the way we like him smouldering not snarky"

Gage Edward "forever in his tight-ass blue jeans"

So on my way to visit the Affordable Art Fair on Friday, which was being held at 7 West 34th street from Thursday, April 18 through Sunday the 22nd I happened to see none other than Jeff Lewis on the street and his LAVAH(lover) Gage Edward. So this is how it went down I was hanging out with my cousin and we were walking on the east side of 34 street heading to 7 West; so we're walking up the blocks so from Lexington to Park no incident, then when we're walking from Park to Madison I stopped for a second and walking up the block coming towards me I noticed this VERY tall (about 6'3")blond man with REALLY tight jeans on and (model-like) features and I noticed "wow this man is very tall and fine" and as I'm looking at him I say to myself "self this man looks familiar" and as I make my way to look at the other man walking beside him it's none other than Jeff Lewis (just as tall as Gage); well for those of you who are not familiar with Jeff Lewis and his gang, Jeff has to Bravo TV shows: Flipping Out and Interior Therapy, both big Bravo TV hits. Jeff's famously known for his OCD, snarky, narcissism and sometimes (most times) brutal honesty. As Jeff and Gage are walking away and I'm left gawking with a dropped jaw I noticed this woman walking towards me did a double take followed by a smile; as she walked by I smiled at her and said "that's Jeff Lewis right?" She said "yeah he's so cute" Well Jeff and Gage looked fabulous in their denim shirts and (tight) jeans. Affordable Art Fair was great, I spotted and few works I wanted to take home but this art fair was not affordable for me. Some artists I wanna mention include: Alicia Ibarra, Wendy Richmond, Antoine Verglas, Michele Mikesell, Gaston Aita, Jorge Santos, John Aquilino, Juliane Hundertmark, Sylvain Coulombe, America Martin, Daniel Ochoa, Grant Haffner, Rick Stevens, Molly Hills Perez, Yvonne Coomber, Andrew Salgado and Pure Evil. - Madame J.

Janice Pena Art Blog

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Hills Are Alive: The Musical

The Hills Are Alive - The Musical




For those of you who like musicals; better yet, free, dark musicals please join us for the production of the newly composed (husband and wife team Eric Thomas Johnson and Frankie Johnson) musical "The Hills Are Alive - The Musical" at the newly established Cephas Center for the Arts, in the Bronx sponsored by Westchester Square Arts Festival. For those of you scaredy cats whom NEVER venture into the Bronx, the area is safe, well lit and a block away from the number 6 train. This dark comedy  follows a prominent and noble Austrian musically inclined family that are fleeing from the Nazi's; this is a genius twist on a famous unnamed musical from the 60's. The husband and wife team, Eric Thomas and Frankie Johnson collaborated together and have managed to raise money to put on this musical. The tickets are free, but donations are graciously accepted in order to help grow the newly established Cephas Center for the Arts. Please click on the above links for more info. Volunteers are always welcomed. The Westchester Square Arts Festival runs May 18th, 19th and 20th (Friday, Saturday and Sunday). Folks remember there has always been talent in the Bronx, it's just hardly ever recognized nurtured! - Madame J.

Janice Pena Art Blog

Monday, March 26, 2012

Ellen Berkenblit, Broken Pane of Frosted Glass, 2012
Ellen Berkenblit, Striper, 2012

Ellen Berkenblit,  Miss R, 2012
Ellen Berkenblit, Yours Truly, Frankenstein Astrachan, 2012

Ellen Berkenblit, Later That Night, 2012

What a great feeling I got when I walked into Anton Kern gallery and discovered the works of art of decades long and well-established artist Ellen Berkenblit; Ellen's current show (self titled) runs til March 31st; of course I'm late, it never fails, but there's still four days left to check out her show. Ellen is known to depict whimsical cartoon character-like images and imaginary characters in her work. Ellen's current show depicts a "witch-like" woman-child, I was attracted to the vibrant colors, very 1960's-esque; sharp shapes and odd yet intriguing composition; Ellen's witch-like heroine is depicted with green hair, long black eyelashes and ribbons vomited or spewing from her mouth. Thought provoking and engaging is what I call Ellen and her works. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! It closes March 31st. - Madame J.

Janice Pena Art Blog

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Elaine Reichek: Ariadne's Thread


Elaine Reichek The Graces With Their Own Hands, 2011

Elaine Reichek Would You Believe It Ariadne?, 2009


Check out Elaine Reichek's current show Ariadne's Thread at Nicole Klagsbrun Gallery now til March 24th; Elaine's Greek themed/inspired show is mostly needlepoint both hand and some works machine done. Elaine also has an artwork at The Whitney Biennial. Beautiful works of art; not much more for me to blog about, see it soon before the 24th. - Madame J.

Janice Pena Art Blog