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| January "Janny" Jones "Hmm which man will I pick"? |
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| Janny at an awards ceremony |
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| Janny being bothered by the press while being pregnant |
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| Jason Sudeikis "Hmm I thought I was the only contender"? |
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| Bobby Flay "Here Janny I've got a little sumpin' sumpin' for you" |
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| Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn (thought-bubble) "Shit Janny I can't believe there were 500 guys before and after me" |
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| Xander Berkeley "Damn I'm lucky" |
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| Article in Amny.com (page 11 of September 26, 2011) |
So when I published
my post "Paulina Porizkova" back on August 19th, I wrote a blurb about Claudia Schiffer's
"randy" husband The X-Men movie director Matthew Vaughn. Actress
January Jones whom aside from also starring in The X-Men movie is also in the AMC t.v. series
Mad Men, about a bunch of horny advertising exec's and their professional and personal exploitations. January and Matthew were rumored to have had an affair and he may have gotten January pregnant. Janny's (my nickname for January) son Xander Dane Jones was born on September 13th (her son's name is just as stupid as hers). Well I wasn't aware that Janny had dated
SNL funny man
Jason Sudeikis; they broke up after dating for about seven months. Well in the recent saga/drama that surrounds the ever talented and beautiful "Janny" seems to have "expanded" the list of possible "baby daddy's" to include: famous redheaded chef (no it's not
Mario Batali I'm sure his wife can "exhale" without worry. I think?) No the other chef is none other than
Bobby Flay; (he's not on
my hot redheads list; he shouldn't be anyways, especially if he cheated on his third wife). Hey Bobby you're a
DOUCHE! Another actor added to Janny's ever bloated list is actor
Xander Berkeley. Seems Janny and
ScarJo have lots in common; (sans the baby) beautiful actresses whom have a penchant for "unavailable" men. Ladies of the world we women have the P-Power; yes I know there's a shortage of morally decent, honest, intelligent, educated men without legal drama and/or bench warrants out for their arrests who are also straight. Janny and ScarJo are beautiful, famous and wealthy women, so what about the other billions of women whom haven't gotten their chances in the "love" department?; ya know to have a healthy happy marriage and/or relationship? Poor Janny, her life must suck big time because, she's young, blonde, beautiful, famous, wealthy and has a job that she probably loves, and she's making lots and lots of money; oh and has a baby who'll probably love her unconditionally if she doesn't screw him up before the age of five. Yep her life sucks ass! Oh yeah and she also has "unavailable" men throwing themselves at her, yep it's tough! Remember Janny if the rumors are true and you've been shacking up with the "unavailable" life can only get better for you and the rest of the "boyfriend/husband-stealing gang" you ladies come from the; "The Seduction Club" should remember karma has a way of catching up with you and biting you on your luscious asses. Lest we forget
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